Welsh badgers demand human cull to stop spread of ebola

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Welsh badgers are demanding a cull on humans to halt the spread of ebola.

And the badgers, concerned about the impact that the deadly disease would have on their tourism revenue, have asked Queen guitarist Brian May to help them in their quest.

One badger told WalesOnCraic:
“Ebola is a devastating disease and tackling it is complex, so … we need to make sure we get it right. We will be announcing a comprehensive and balanced ebola programme for Wales as soon as possible and that includes shooting every human we see. Apart from Brian May who’s lovely.”

But critics have hit out at the badgers’ demands, saying that it’s all a load of bollocks.

“It’s all a load of bollocks.” said one man who didn’t want to be named.