English chariots ‘will be stopped at the border’ says Welsh police

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English chariots will be stopped at the Welsh border if they attempt to invade Wales on Saturday, Welsh police have said.

Thousands of English chariots are expected to invade Wales on the weekend, but police say that they will be inserted into their drivers’ rectums and sent back home.

PC Billy BigBalls told WalesOnCraic:

“I don’t know how but Wales have found themselves in the unlikely position of going for a Triple Crown. The pesky Saes are expected to trundle into Wales over the next few days and we’ve got all the lads and ladettes ready to stop them. We’re placing border patrols all over the place and any English type attempting to break into Wales will have their chariot inserted into the rectum and sent back home.”

Wales play England at the Principality this weekend, seeking a third win from three games in this year’s Six Nations tournament. With injuries mounting up, coach Wayne Pivac is looking to bring in Wayne Proctor on the wing and Richie Collins in the pack.