Charlotte Church Challenges Katie Hopkins To A Televised Mud Wrestle

Political luminary Charlotte Church has offered loudmouth celebrity Katie Hopkins to a televised mud wrestle.

The pair have been slugging it out on Twitter following Charlotte Church labelling Katie Hopkins a ‘parasite’. The spat is considered one of the most news-worthy world events this week.

A spokesman for Twitter told WalesOnCraic:

“We thought it was all getting a bit out of hand on Twitter so we’ve kindly offered Charlotte the opportunity to mud wrestle on live television. She has accepted our offer and has now offered Hopkins to a mud-based duel on Saturday night. This will replace the listed episode of Britain’s Got Talent.”

A spokeswoman at Church’s political HQ said:

“We are very much looking forward to it. We’ve bought some popcorn from Kwik Save and hopefully, we’ll get to see some good bitch-slapping action.”

Hopkins has yet to respond to our questions, probably because we haven’t put any to her yet.