Apple’s new iPhone X will come with a pre-smashed screen to save users the bother of doing it themselves. iPhone users will...
UK exports have seen a dramatic rise in the last few days after 2,000 women driver jokes were exported to Saudi Arabia....
America’s Supreme Leader, Donald J Trump has soothed fears of a nuclear armageddon by promising to wipe North Korea off the face...
Nursery rhyme superstar Humpty Dumpty has been told to pull himself together after falling off a wall. The oversized ovoid had a...
Apple has announced a Welsh version of their new iPhone 11 – the DaiPhone. Apple broke the news at a glitzy launch...
Authorities across the world are to start naming hurricanes after famous climate change deniers. Hurricane Trump will be the first natural event...
President Trump has said that both sides are to blame in the Star Wars hostilities. He said that both sides were very...
American Fuhrer Donald Trump has swapped his presidential Boeing 747 for a Junkers Ju 290. Trump told the press that his new...
An angry man from the US had protested to God that he hasn’t been given a large penis. Peter Cuntanovic said that...
White House officials have confirmed that President Donald Trump keeps escaping from his straitjacket. One official said that the only way to...