Nursery rhyme superstar Humpty Dumpty has been told to pull himself together after falling off a wall.
The oversized ovoid had a great fall and was told by all the king’s horses and all the king’s men to pull himself together.
He told WalesOnCraic:
“I was just there, sat on the wall, trying to take a selfie when I leant back too far and went right off. I was a right mess – all over the place, you know what I’m saying? Luckily, all the king’s horses and all the king’s men were passing as they were on their way to sort out some Brexit negotiations. They tried their best bless ’em, but they couldn’t put me back together again.”
Mother Goose, who turned up on the scene to help, added:
“The fat waster is such a cry baby. Lying there, expecting everyone else to go picking him up. I told him to get a grip and pull himself together.”