Cardiff woman ‘turned into a werewolf’ after not eating for 5 hours

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A woman from Cardiff turned into a werewolf after not eating for 5 hours.

Rita Lovelyflaps turned into the creature and started savaging her husband after missing her usual lunch. It is the first recorded incident in the Welsh capital.

One eyewitness, who didn’t want to be named, told WalesOnCraic:

“It was like something off of a horror film. We were stood outside Greggs when this couple came along. Everyone looked because the woman was shouting at the man and nobody could figure out why. They both stopped outside Greggs and the woman demanded that the man go inside and buy her some steak bakes because she said she was hungry. The man replied that he didn’t have his wallet on him and that’s when all hell broke loose. Her eyes went red, hair started growing all over her body and then these big sharp teeth started popping out. Before we knew it, she looked like TeenWolf and started laying into her husband. He ran off with his clothes in tatters. I’ve never seen anything like it. I need to go and lie down.”

The woman was reportedly sedated with a few iced buns but authorities have been put on high alert.

“We’ve often received reports of people turning into werewolves when they were hungry but this is the first time it’s been documented. We’re increasing out patrols around the city as a result.”