Brass monkey spotted taking testicles to welders

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A brass monkey has been spotted taking his detached testicles to a nearby welder.

The creature was spotted carrying his bollocks to a welders in Merthyr.

Eyewitness Ali PertNips told WalesOnCraic:

“I was sat in my house, like I have been doing for the past year, when I looked out the window to see what was going on because I’m a nosey bastard. When it’s cold like this, I like to watch people slipping on their arses on the ice. But to my surprise, I looked out and saw a brass monkey with his bollocks in his hands, heading into Welders 4 U, who have been working throughout the lockdown. I nearly dropped my egg sandwich. I went to grab my husband to tell him to come look but then I remembered that I’ve never been married.”

The monkey was later spotted with his bollocks attached, smiling, and making his way back home.

“He looked a lot happier afterwards,” said Miss PertNips.