Batfink and Superted are to star in a remake of Batman v Superman after the original film bombed at the Box Office.
The two superheroes will face off against each other in the new film, which will be screened next year.
Welsh hero Superted told WalesOnCraic:
“We’ve heard from the studios that the original film was a pile of steaming shite. We’ve been brought in to put on a real performance and show them how it’s done. Spotty Man will feature in the new movie and we are currently in talks with Texas Pete too. I was never really sure about the whole Batman v Superman thing from the start – I mean, who am I supposed to cheer on?”
American superhero Batfink added:
“My wings are like a shield of steel.”