A Welsh nightclub has banned women from pouting when taking selfies to stop them looking like cockwombles. The Jurassic Park nightclub in...
A Cardiff man has been admitted to hospital after being blinded by his wife’s lily-white arse. Gordon Gingernuts from Pentrebane was dazzled...
A romantic Trehafod man has been dumped by his girlfriend after his daiPhone’s auto-correct sent her a message saying ‘I’d like to...
Wales have risen to 10th spot in the new FIFA World Rankings, meaning that people who normally prefer rugby will now take...
A Caerphilly loan shark has threatened to ‘send the boys round to Greece’ unless it pays back the £465bn it owes on...
97% of Welsh women ‘paint on’ their little toenails because they don’t have any. That’s the shocking result of a recent survey...
A Chepstow supermarket has opened a new lane for women who can’t seem to locate their purse. The town’s Kwik Save store...
A man from Aberystwyth has had his underpants surgically removed after he had worn them for 13 consecutive years. Brian CrispyGrits underwent...
The recent warm weather is confusing boy racers into thinking that the general public want to hear their shit music. That’s the...
Welsh parents are putting apples in their children’s lunchboxes so that they can get out of the house for a few hours....