Warm weather is confusing boy racers into thinking that we all want to listen to their shit music


The recent warm weather is confusing boy racers into thinking that the general public want to hear their shit music.

That’s the verdict of Chief Noise Pollution Wales, Timmy Bugalugs.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“These kids in their Vauxhall Novas – the sun seems to be getting to them and making them think that we need to listen to their shit. They wind down the windows, crank up the bass and blast it out their windows. We need to speak to the youth of today and we really aren’t interested.”

Boy racer Darren WhiteDaps told WalesOnCraic:

“I don’t know why I feel the need to wind the window down and play my music really loud but I thinks it’s something to do with pulling girls. I’m hoping that one girl hears my music and gets so turned on that she comes and sits on my face. I’d better go now anyway because I need to be back home by 10.”

The warm weather is set to be replaced by showers, in which case the boy racers will wind their windows up in case it dilutes their Clearasil.

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