Caerphilly loan shark threatens to ‘send boys round’ to Greece to reclaim £465bn due on £500 loan

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A Caerphilly loan shark has threatened to ‘send the boys round to Greece’ unless it pays back the £465bn it owes on a £500 loan.

Gary SnideyPants, who runs Blackeye and Kneecap Loans Ltd, lent the Greek government £500 to buy some new plates to smash back in 2007. But the repayments have ballooned after repayments were missed and interest was added.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“Back in 2007, everything was hunky-dory. This Greek fella phones me up asking for 500 smackers. I met him down the pub and handed over the cash. He said he’d get it back to me by the end of the week. Then he fucked off back to Greece and the next time I saw him was last night on the telly asking for more money from Europe. I’ve been holding off getting the £500 back because he’s running up a tidy debt but now enough is enough. I’m sending Terry and Colin around tomorrow to put the squeeze on. You don’t want to mess with them, if you know what I mean.”

Greece go to the polls tomorrow in a national referendum to decide whether to pay the money back to Gary.