97% of Welsh women ‘paint on’ their little toenails because they don’t have any.
That’s the shocking result of a recent survey by some sad twat who had nothing better to do with their time.
The figures came as no shock to Ferndale beauty therapist, Donna Ducklips, who told WalesOnCraic:
“I’ve been saying this for years. Apart from a few women from Bedlinog who have six toes on each foot, most women aren’t actually born with little toenails. I’m glad that some sad twat has gone out and actually counted the amount of women who don’t have little toenails because it will now put my mind at rest.”
The news comes as a bit of a shock to many husbands across Wales, who have never been aware that their better half is without little toenails.
Hubbie John LardArse said:
“She hasn’t got a little toenail? Really? News to me. Who we talking about again?”