Australia ruin New Year’s celebrations by kicking off 12 hours early

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Australia have ruined New Year celebrations around the world by kicking off their celebrations 12 hours early.

A government spokesman said that they like to get in early every year just to get on the news before anyone else.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“We like to do things bigger and better over here – just look at our spiders. But when it comes to New Year, we want ours to be on the news so we start early. We’ve got these great big fireworks and we send them up. Then we make sure that the cameras are there to see it all and then we get on the news. After that, we all get drunk with our Sheilas and get laid.”

Head of the London fireworks display Danny Boom said:

“I’m sick of it. I spend all year getting my fireworks ready and they come along and spoil it all for everyone. I’m writing to my local MP about this.”