President Donald Trump has announced Dr Hannibal Lecter as the new Director of Health and Human Services.
Trump made the announcement on Twitter, from where he leads the Western world.
A Trump aide told WalesOnCraic:
“Dr Hannibal Lecter is one of Donald’s most trusted friends. He took Dr Lecter to dinner to break the news to him, where the pair dined on liver and Chianti. They discussed how they’d like to move things forward once Mr Trump is in office and Dr Lecter was very flattering to our new president.”
Dr Lecter told reporters:
“He’s a remarkable boy. He really admire his courage and he has a great heart. I’ll be introducing Mr Trump to my family over the next few weeks and it’ll be nice to have a Mr Trump over for dinner one night. I’m very much looking to starting my new job and I’m sure that together, we can make America great again.”