Andrea Leadsom to produce a leaflet explaining who the f*ck she is

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Prime Minister hopeful Andrea Leadsom is to produce a leaflet, explaining who the f*ck she is.

The woman from we-don’t-know-where could be Prime Minister by early September. She could be the new PM after those fed up with unelected leaders at the EU voted to Leave.

Francesca Dryflaps MP told WalesOnCraic:

“We’re going to produce a leaflet explaining who Andrea is. We’re going to produce a nice double-sided A5 one, with a picture of her on the front and some details on the back. We’ll need to run it through compliance and that could several years but we’ll get one out.”

A spokesman for the Andrea Leadsom campaign said:

“Andrew who? Andrea? Leadsom? No. Never heard of her. Is she on the telly? Oh hang on, isn’t she the one who used to host Embarrassing Bodies? No? Oh I dunno then.”

Leadsom faces Theresa ‘Theresa’ May in a showdown for the position of Prime Minister in the autumn.