Prime Minister hopefuls Theresa May and Andrea Leadsom are expected to settle their leadership contest with a mud wrestling match at the Conservative Party Conference.
Andrea Leadsom is not expected to fare well, having spent so much energy being a mother.
Tarquin Pipsqueak, spokesman for the Conservative Party, told WalesOnCraic:
“Our two ladies will be doing battle at the Conservative Party Conference later this year to sort out who’s going to be boss. My money’s on Theresa because she’s a bloody difficult woman to deal with. Andrea tends to go back to the 1950s with her approach and mud wrestling has moved on since then. I’m going to make sure I’ve got a good ringside seat and I’m hoping that Sky Sports will be showing it because I’ve got myself a brand new Sky box.”
The leadership contest was triggered by David Cameron deciding to get out of office as soon as he could following the UK’s vote for Brexit.