Prince Philip has headed to Cardiff’s Chippy Lane for an all-out retirement piss up. The royal Consort ended his 65 year career...
Wild animals across the world are to launch their own TV channel where they take on fat wankers in unarmed combat. The...
A Chinese tourist visiting Wales for the first time has mistaken the picturesque town of Port Talbot for Mount Doom in Mordor....
Being Welsh has been officially recognised as a superpower by the leading world authority on superhuman abilities. Being able to say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch,...
Former White House spokesman Anthony Scaramucci is to start a new a new career in Llanharan Greggs. Scaramucci left his role in...
The Welsh Government’s intelligence agency has told WalesOnCraic that it believes that spiders are spending the summer building an army. It is...
Flint County Council have reportedly decided on replacing the doomed Iron Ring sculpture with a giant butt plug outside Flint Castle. The...
A leading scientist has told WalesOnCraic that a nuclear strike by North Korea on Newport would cause ‘significant improvements’. Professor Jim FourEyes...
The Government is considering allowing bacon rashers to be washed in Domestos. It follows news that they are also thinking of allowing...
The Brynglas Tunnels are set to scupper any benefits of free Severn Bridge tunnels. The Brynglas Tunnels are currently being used as...