Welsh pensioner launches her own knitted Titty Warmer business

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A pensioner from Hirwaun has launched her own company knitting titty warmers.

Ethel Leathercrotch, who lives with her cat and two dogs, started knitting the titty warmers after overhearing a fellow bingo player moaning that he was ‘freezing her tits’ off.

Ethel told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve been knitting all my life. When I heard Doreen saying that she was freezing her tits off, I thought it might be a nice idea to knit her a pair of titty warmers. I gave them too her on Wednesday and she was so happy with them that she wore them to bingo last night. Word soon got round and everyone wanted a pair so on Thursday, I phoned Alan Sugar up and he bought me a factory and gave me 100 members of staff. We are now supplying all local supermarkets with our titty warmers, that come in a variety of shapes and sizes.”

Ethel is now hoping to break into the bollock-warmer market.

“I’m getting a few of the boys around to test them and I hope to have them in production by Monday,” she said.