We’re Mums And We’re Lush: Welsh MILFs Demand Their Own MILF Sunday

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Welsh MILFS are demanding to celebrate their own day to run alongside the traditional Mothering Sunday.

President of the Welsh MILFS Association, Alys TidyArse, announced the demand at the Annual MILFs Conference held this year in Bangor.

“Mothering Sunday is all well and good but it’s all about flowers and chocolates. We want to remind people that we are facking gorgeous as well as being mums – which is hell of a multi-tasking achievement. We demand that the Welsh Assembly introduce MILF Sunday so that we can all celebrate motherhood together.”

Critics have dismissed the demand as a call for attention but MILF committee members are set to lobby MPS and AMs to get the day officially recognised.

“I’m lush and we’re all lush. Just because we’re mothers, doesn’t mean that we become a washed up old trout. We want to celebrate our lushness, although we may need to reconsider the name of the day if truth be told.”