Oct 20, 2025
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Ethel Drycleft says she now wants to start doing old people things like standing in the exits of supermarkets to read her receipts
Oct 19, 2025
Gary Wondergunt said the emoji saved him labouriously typing out a 5,000 word reply to his wife’s interrogation as to whether he had put the bins out
Oct 17, 2025
The religious organisation say knocking on people's doors and threatening them with hell should not be allowed
Oct 14, 2025
Cats say they have no reason to be violent - but choose to be anyway
Sep 1, 2025
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Back-to-school students' new exercise books will be at least 4 inches thick with their new coverings
Aug 30, 2025
The new UK political party says it will stick up for traditional values
Aug 13, 2025
Eyewitnesses say the driver used his indicator correctly at a roundabout
Aug 10, 2025
The knee pads are designed to help the handful of middle-class women of a certain age who struggle to get on their knees in public parks
Aug 6, 2025
Careful consideration goes into choosing the bridesmaids, who are usually chosen to help make the bride look better
Aug 1, 2025
Members were left angrier than usual after they were refused entry to some of the grown up rides
Jul 15, 2025
The new show will focus on finding the best baps in the UK
Jul 11, 2025
Doggers have been discovered panting and moaning in many car parks across Wales over the last few nights
Jul 4, 2025
A study shows that efficient workers are rewarded with more work rather than praise or a pay rise
Jun 8, 2025
Ethel Leathercrotch went on holiday to Spain but couldn't get faggots and peas because she was in Spain
Apr 1, 2025
Other people's wind chimes have been voted the most annoying noise that people have to endure in life
Mar 21, 2025
Toby Combover has been secertly dating another Croc-wearing Tesla driver for three weeks
Feb 14, 2025
Ethel Undergunt was also hoping for flowers and a slap on the arse as she left for work
Jan 24, 2025
Unsecured garden furniture is also under threat from Storm Eowyn
Jan 9, 2025
The cold weather has turned many people into proper whinging bastards
Jan 3, 2025
Glenda Lardarse put her membership card to good use this morning
Dec 26, 2024
Shoppers were hoping to get refunds so they can afford to eat in January
Oct 31, 2024
The nontrinitarian, millenarian, restorationist Christian denomination say it's not nice
Oct 29, 2024
The medical breakthrough has been hailed as a gamechanger
Oct 15, 2024
The survey also showed that 100% of cats didn't give a shit how long their owners were going to be out
Oct 14, 2024
The world saw a 14% rise in dickheads in the last month alone
