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Public beg Robbie Williams to stop being a twat

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Members of the public have begged Robbie Williams to stop being a twat.

The former Take That singer has been trying to piss off neighbour Jimmy Page in a dispute about a swimming pool.

A spokesperson for the Robbie Williams Non-Appreciation Society said:

“Our Society has been asking this for a long time but things seem to have come to a head in the last few days in a row about a swimming pool. Williams has taken to playing Black Sabbath at very loud volumes in an attempt to annoy Jimmy. We’d have thought that he’d be playing his own music if he’d wanted to piss anyone off. We are considering putting out a public appeal to Robbie himself so that he can stop being a twat once and for all.”

Williams is allegedly looking for new people to annoy over the next few months.

“If he carries on like this, we can only see our numbers growing,” said the spokesperson.