The Conservative Party are to organise a piss up in a brewery to celebrate their recent election success. The party has called...
A fox has left a steaming turd in Theresa May’s pink slipper. The atrocity was an apparent revenge crime for Theresa May’s...
101 dalmations have gone missing from a puppy farm following a visit by the Prime Minister. Eyewitness Roger Radcliffe said two Downing...
Prince Philip is to step down from his royal duties in the autumn to concentrate on his full-time trolling duties. Buckingham Palace...
Women across the UK have taken to stealing mopeds in the hope that Tom Hardy will chase after them and pin them...
The Queen is to celebrate her 91st birthday by getting shit-faced and watching YouTube videos till 4am. One has ordered in four...
Prime Minister Theresa May has launched her own School Of Motoring. The new school will specialise in performing spectacular U-turns and looking...
Critics have condemned Theresa May’s decision to call a snap election, saying that it doesn’t give Vladimir Putin time to get his...
A minute’s silence has been held for those who have just splashed out thousands on a new diesel car. It follows news...
Yellow cars that roll off the production line will include sick bags as standard from 2018. The sick bags can be used...