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Tories to organise piss up in a brewery

The Conservative Party are to organise a piss up in a brewery to celebrate their recent election success.

The party has called for a period of stability following the Brexit referendum and the General Election.

A spokesman told WalesOnCraic:

“We are very much looking forward to organising this piss-up. We are still in the early stages of preparation as we have to find someone to run our organising team. At the moment, we’re not sure who we want running it and how we’re going to make them leader. Hopefully though, we should be up and running soon so that we can look a little bit professional.”

Brewery boss Billy Big Belch told WalesOnCraic:

“We’re looking forward to it. We’ve heard that there are some high-profile celebrities on the invitation list – Theresa May’s invited Donald Trump to come and give a talk about climate change while Boris Johnson will be doing a fab zipwire routine.”

The DUP won’t be attending as the piss up takes place on a Sunday.

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