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17.4KA reopened Penscynor Wildlife Park could ‘sustain an independent Wales’
Welsh nationalists have put forward an economic development plan for an independent Wales based on the reopening of Penscynor Wildlife Park. The...
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3.8KHot weather to continue until we get cooler weather
Weather experts have told WalesOnCraic that Wales can expect the hot weather to last ‘until it gets cooler’. The current heatwave has...
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21.0KWelsh pensioners embrace hot weather by undoing top button of duffle coats
Pensioners across Wales have embraced the recent warm weather by unbuttoning the top buttons of their duffle coats. As temperatures soar into...
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24.8KScientists declare Chippy Lane as the exact centre of the known Universe
Scientists at a top university have declared Chippy Lane as the exact centre of the known universe. They calculated that the edge...
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4.4KWoman says ‘Oo, it’s close’ for 43rd time today
A woman from South Wales has said ‘Oo, it’s close’ for the 43rd time today. Emily Blundergunt repeated the phrase, despite still...
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45.5KWarning not to leave doggers in hot cars
The government has issued a warning for people to not leave doggers in hot cars. The warning was given after one dogger...
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1.1KHeatwave set to bring sweaty underboob epidemic to Wales
A mini-heatwave is set to bring a sweaty underboob epidemic to Wales next week. Sweaty bollocks are also expected as temperatures soar...
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13.2KSamaritans bring in extra staff as Cardiff hosts Coldplay
The Samaritans have brought in extra staff to deal with fans listening to Coldplay. Thousands are expected to rave the night away...
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3.5KCrisp sandwiches to replace hot school meals
Crisp sarnies are set to replace hot school meals in Welsh schools. Schools say that they have been forced to cut costs...
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6.7KCats announced as the animals least likely to give a shit
The humble cat has officially been announced as the animal least likely to give a shit about anything. The cats were pushed...