News & Sport
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6.0KWales brought to standstill under half an inch of jack shit
Wales has been brought to its knees after suffering half an inch of falling jack shit. In some places, 6ft of jack...
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3.1KWelsh national anthem declared aria of natural outstanding beauty
The Welsh national anthem has been declared an aria of outstanding natural beauty. Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau, written by Evan James and...
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10.8KSevern Bridge tolls reinstalled for England game
The recently removed Severn Bridge tolls will be reintroduced this weekend. Highway officials said the only reason they were being reinstalled was...
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343Proven: Excessive masturbation affects eyesight
Scientists at a Welsh laboratory have proven that exessive masturbation affects eyesight. Three professors spent six months studying the phenomemon, before announcing...
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334Wales definitely won’t lose this weekend: Welsh armchair rugby coach
The national rugby armchair coach of Wales has made a solemn vow to Wales this week. Wales’s national armchair coach Dai Doublegunt...
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3.4KWife who told husband not to buy anything for Valentine’s Day disappointed that husband didn’t buy anything for Valentine’s Day
A woman who specifically told her husband not to buy her anything for Valentine’s Day has told of her disappointment that her...
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11.4KMotorists’ shock as cyclist stops at a red light
Motorists in Cardiff were stunned yesterday when a cyclist stopped at a red light. Drivers queuing outside Cardiff Castle were so shocked...
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2.7KHelpline opens to help women addicted to buying cushions
A telephone helpline has been set up for women who are obsessed with purchasing cushions. Cushions Anonymous will allow women to call...
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6.7KPonty man gets three meals a day by painting numbers on wooden spoons and sitting in pubs
A Pontypridd man has admitted getting three hot meals a day by painting numbers onto wooden spoons and sitting in pubs. Unemployed...