News & Sport
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4.2KWoman says ‘Oo, it’s close’ for 43rd time today
A woman from South Wales has said ‘Oo, it’s close’ for the 43rd time today. Emily Blundergunt repeated the phrase, despite still...
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45.1KWarning not to leave doggers in hot cars
The government has issued a warning for people to not leave doggers in hot cars. The warning was given after one dogger...
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927Heatwave set to bring sweaty underboob epidemic to Wales
A mini-heatwave is set to bring a sweaty underboob epidemic to Wales next week. Sweaty bollocks are also expected as temperatures soar...
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12.9KSamaritans bring in extra staff as Cardiff hosts Coldplay
The Samaritans have brought in extra staff to deal with fans listening to Coldplay. Thousands are expected to rave the night away...
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3.4KCrisp sandwiches to replace hot school meals
Crisp sarnies are set to replace hot school meals in Welsh schools. Schools say that they have been forced to cut costs...
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6.5KCats announced as the animals least likely to give a shit
The humble cat has officially been announced as the animal least likely to give a shit about anything. The cats were pushed...
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3.4KBrecon Beacons name change done to ‘piss off English tourists’
Brecon Beacons national park has officially changed its name to Bannau Brycheiniog to piss off the English tourists. English tourists will no...
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9.6KHailstones ‘the size of King Kong’s bollocks’ flatten cars in Haverfordwest
Hailstones the size of King Kong’s bollocks have flattened cars and houses in Haverfordwest overnight. The huge chunks of ice, some measuring...
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16.4KSwansea granny ‘delighted’ with Amazon’s Easter Rabbit mix up
A grandmother from Swansea has happily taken delivery of an Amazon delivery that wasn’t for her. Townhill’s Gaynor Throbbon ordered a 1ft...
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4.2KSunday driver clocks 21mph in 20mph zone
A Sunday driver has been clocked doing 21mph on the A48 near Cardiff. Police zapped the motorist has he made his way...