A woman from South Wales has said ‘Oo, it’s close’ for the 43rd time today. Emily Blundergunt repeated the phrase, despite still...
The government has issued a warning for people to not leave doggers in hot cars. The warning was given after one dogger...
A mini-heatwave is set to bring a sweaty underboob epidemic to Wales next week. Sweaty bollocks are also expected as temperatures soar...
The Samaritans have brought in extra staff to deal with fans listening to Coldplay. Thousands are expected to rave the night away...
Crisp sarnies are set to replace hot school meals in Welsh schools. Schools say that they have been forced to cut costs...
The humble cat has officially been announced as the animal least likely to give a shit about anything. The cats were pushed...
Brecon Beacons national park has officially changed its name to Bannau Brycheiniog to piss off the English tourists. English tourists will no...
Hailstones the size of King Kong’s bollocks have flattened cars and houses in Haverfordwest overnight. The huge chunks of ice, some measuring...
A grandmother from Swansea has happily taken delivery of an Amazon delivery that wasn’t for her. Townhill’s Gaynor Throbbon ordered a 1ft...
A Sunday driver has been clocked doing 21mph on the A48 near Cardiff. Police zapped the motorist has he made his way...