Welsh nationalist group Wales First has called for Corona pop to be reinstated in all Welsh homes.
The group said that the current generation is missing out on the fizzy magic and cashback scheme.
Wales First spokesman Iolo ap Iolo told WalesOnCraic:
“We believe that the current millennials or whatever they’re called are missing out on a real Welsh treat. Only a few days ago, I was in a meeting with some Sixth Formers and one of them asked me if I wanted a drink. I told them that I’d just passed my Fizzical and that I’d have a Dandelion & Burdock Corona please and they looked at me as if I’d just told them that I’d shagged their mothers. There was silence for about 3 minutes and my jovial laughter soon died out. I had to explain that Corona pop was delivered on the back of a lorry in my day. They still looked at me as if I was a nobhead. I believe it is our duty as a political force to pressure this Welsh government into making Corona an essential part of the Welsh diet. All this Welsh government has done for me has been to collect my bins and even then, they leave my wheelie bin not where I left it.”
Wales First said that they’d add the drive to bring back Corona to their manifesto when they can be arsed to write it.