Women across the UK have taken to stealing mopeds in the hope that Tom Hardy will chase after them and pin them...
The new series of Stella is to contain a record number of the word ‘preshes’. The popular series, renowned for its regular...
A man has spoken about how he feels incomplete after losing a half-drunk cup of tea. Gary Bellend was decorating at home...
[EDITOR’S INSTRUCTIONS: Whoever’s looking after this piece – can you chuck something in the headline based around the word heart – something...
Labour have announced that they will make every day Christmas if they are elected to power in June’s election. The announcement comes...
The Queen is to celebrate her 91st birthday by getting shit-faced and watching YouTube videos till 4am. One has ordered in four...
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn arrived in Cardiff this afternoon and announced to the waiting crowds that he’d managed to get a seat...
Architects across the UK have been told to stop mocking Tudor buildings. Tudor buildings have long been the butt of architects’ jokes...
The Welsh Assembly Government is to spend £3bn on teaching hedgehogs road safety awareness. Hedgehogs will be visited in their homes by...
Prime Minister Theresa May has launched her own School Of Motoring. The new school will specialise in performing spectacular U-turns and looking...