A Cardiff man has been admitted to hospital after being blinded by his wife’s lily-white arse. Gordon Gingernuts from Pentrebane was dazzled...
Chancellor George Osborne has frozen the price of Freddo bars for another year. He made the announcement during today’s Budget Speech. The...
A romantic Trehafod man has been dumped by his girlfriend after his daiPhone’s auto-correct sent her a message saying ‘I’d like to...
A Caerphilly loan shark has threatened to ‘send the boys round to Greece’ unless it pays back the £465bn it owes on...
97% of Welsh women ‘paint on’ their little toenails because they don’t have any. That’s the shocking result of a recent survey...
A Chepstow supermarket has opened a new lane for women who can’t seem to locate their purse. The town’s Kwik Save store...
A man from Aberystwyth has had his underpants surgically removed after he had worn them for 13 consecutive years. Brian CrispyGrits underwent...
The recent warm weather is confusing boy racers into thinking that the general public want to hear their shit music. That’s the...
A South Wales woman has ripped off her husband’s testicles after he refused to let her turn the heating on. Glenys ‘SnakeHips’...
The Queen will visit Cardiff today to have breakfast as Wetherspoons. After recently joining Trip Advisor, HRH is keen to try out...