Weather
Weather: Wednesday 10th August
Bright sunshine from the word go on Wednesday with temperatures climbing all morning and into the afternoon. Feeling hot enough to create underboob sweat. Maximum temperature 30 °C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey’s been sweating his bollocks off so he’s asked Mrs Honey to knit him a pair of keep-cool undercrackers. She’s planning on using thin wool to give his bollocks a chance to catch their breath in the sweltering heat. If they work well, she’s planning on taking them to Dragon’s Den to see if she can get a few grand out of them.
