Wales can expected toppled wheelie bins and garden furniture over the next few days as stormy weather is set to hit the UK. 

The shitty weather is expected to arrive in Wales on Thursday morning.

Wales’s leading weather expert, Derek the Weathersheep, told WalesOnCraic:

“Our summer has come and gone so we can look forward now to some proper autumnal storms. We can expect strong winds and thunder and lightning, which is always fun and games until you get struck by it. I highly recommending putting wellies on if you get struck by lightning.

“The Met Office has issued a yellow warning, which means that things can get a little hairy. I recommend getting any washing in tonight and if you’ve recently had your waste collected, I’d move your empty wheelie bin to a secure location. We’ve seen devastation in the past when people have failed to prepare.”

The stroppy weather usually happens when temperatures get too hot, which usually happens when it’s summer, which usually happens after spring but before autumn.

“It tends to get hot at this time of year because it’s summer,” added Derek. “I like to tan my woolly bollocks when the weather’s hot and sunny. Just an FYI.”

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