Noel Edmonds called in to sort out Brexit Deal or No Deal

Bearded TV celebrity Noel Edmonds has been called in to sort out the Government’s latest Brexit problems.

Ministers are hoping that his experience in securing deals for fucktwits can help their Brexit negotiations.

A spokesman for the Government in Westminster told WalesOnCraic:

“Noel brings a wealth of experience in getting things done – he was single-handedly responsible for Noel’s House Party back in the 90s and in later years, he has proved himself to be an expert in pacing around, dragging out any negotiations that could have been sorted in less than 5 minutes. We do hope that he’ll bring along Mr Blobby too – we could do with some light-hearted japes and a bit of bants around the place at the moment as we’re all a bit fed up of things to be honest.”

A spokesman for Mr Edmonds said:

“After Noel’s recent exploits in the jungle, we are sure that he can deftly deal with snakes and other such creatures that he’s likely to come across.”