North Korea scouring Welsh valleys for new short, round leader

North Korea has had agents in the Welsh valleys, looking to find a new leader.

The agents received a tip-off that the valleys had a high proportion of rotund males available to replace its late leader, Kim Jong Un.

One agent, who didn’t want to be named, told WalesOnCraic:

“We have spies in every country in the world so we know exactly what’s going on in the world at any given time. When we had the sad news of our leader’s demise, we immediately knew that we had to replace him somebody who had a similar physical appearance. Our first thought was ‘Where on earth will we find someone who fits the bill’ but a quick analysis of our database showed us that there was a higher proportion of short, round men in the Welsh valleys. We despatched our top guys there straight away and we will be announcing Kim’s successor in due course. We believe his name is Kevin.”

North Korea has been mourning its leader after he died from something or other.