Archive - WalesOnCraic

BMW driver uses indicator

Eyewitnesses say the driver used his indicator correctly at a roundabout

11 hrs ago • Royston Butterscotch

Evening classes to show people how to use apostrophe’s correctly

Classes start in September for those who struggle to use the punctuation marks correctly

Mar 20 • Royston Butterscotch

Spillage of dildo cargo sparks scramble at Welsh beach

A queue of Fiat 500s and Minis stretched back 5 miles from Cwmhard beach over the weekend

Mar 19 • Royston Butterscotch

Park runner forgets to post PB to Facebook

Emily Jiggles beat her previous personal best by 30 seconds but rued the opportunity to post it to social media

Mar 18 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh Ironman 2026 to include enduring Welsh hen night in Merthyr

Lads will have to sit through seven straight hours of bad karaoke and incessant screeching

Mar 17 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh man hospitalised after English friend's hilarious sheepshagger joke

William 'Will' Williams nearly died of laughter after his English friend cracked the classic sheepshagger joke

Mar 14 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh Defence Force install BB guns at border

The street defence force said it feels Wales needs more security guarantees in an uncertain world

Mar 13 • Royston Butterscotch

February 2026

Wales weather: Thursday 26th February

Your daily weather forecast for Wales from Derek the Weathersheep

Feb 25 • Derek The Weathersheep

Lorry driver uses all of M4 to overtake another lorry

Gary Flatarse of U-Pull Haulage began overtaking Terry Wondergunt of To-Me-To-You Removals at Pont Abraham services and finally completed his manoeuvre…

Feb 25 • Royston Butterscotch

Man putting bins out gets first-degree sunburn

Jonny Jiggernuts was putting his black bin out when he was dazzled by the sun and suffered first-degree sunburn to his manboobs

Feb 24 • Royston Butterscotch

MOT-While-You-Wait centres to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Two MOT-While-You-Wait garages will open either side of tunnels, meaning that motorists can get their cars seen to instead of wanting to punch people in…

Feb 23 • Royston Butterscotch

Wales weather: Monday 23rd February

Your daily weather forecast for Wales from Derek the Weathersheep

Feb 22 • Derek The Weathersheep

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