Archive - WalesOnCraic

Nudist beach to open in Prestatyn

The designated beach will allow sun worshippers to walk around with their giblets out unhindered

12 hrs ago • Royston Butterscotch

Council refuse lorries ‘swore and threatened pedestrians’ while reversing

Lorries belonging to the Coed-y-Rhiw County District Council repeatedly told shoppers to ‘Get out of the way you fat bastard. I’ll break your legs'

12 hrs ago • Royston Butterscotch

Hot dogs ranked #1 tea in Wales

The assembled dish of a sausage in a sliced bun has been chosen as the most popular tea in Wales

Mar 24 • Royston Butterscotch

Trump announces plan to 'take back the Menai Strait'

The tangerine shitgibbon said that the Strait is important to US interests

Mar 23 • Royston Butterscotch

Evel Knievel to jump Bristol Channel

Evel will take off from Penarth Pier and hopefully land somewhere near Weston-super-Mare

Mar 22 • Royston Butterscotch

BMW driver uses indicator

Eyewitnesses say the driver used his indicator correctly at a roundabout

Mar 21 • Royston Butterscotch

Evening classes to show people how to use apostrophe’s correctly

Classes start in September for those who struggle to use the punctuation marks correctly

Mar 20 • Royston Butterscotch

Spillage of dildo cargo sparks scramble at Welsh beach

A queue of Fiat 500s and Minis stretched back 5 miles from Cwmhard beach over the weekend

Mar 19 • Royston Butterscotch

Park runner forgets to post PB to Facebook

Emily Jiggles beat her previous personal best by 30 seconds but rued the opportunity to post it to social media

Mar 18 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh Ironman 2026 to include enduring Welsh hen night in Merthyr

Lads will have to sit through seven straight hours of bad karaoke and incessant screeching

Mar 17 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh man hospitalised after English friend's hilarious sheepshagger joke

William 'Will' Williams nearly died of laughter after his English friend cracked the classic sheepshagger joke

Mar 14 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh Defence Force install BB guns at border

The street defence force said it feels Wales needs more security guarantees in an uncertain world

Mar 13 • Royston Butterscotch

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