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Speed limit at Brynglas Tunnels raised to 20 mph for summer holidays
Sightseers will now be able to admire the queuing traffic both visiting and fleeing the country
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April 2026
Top 10 Places to Visit in Barry
The town in South Wales, once a throbbing hubris of industry, is now home to a Shoe Zone and a second-hand Greggs outlet
Apr 25
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Man puts wrong wheelie bins out on purpose to confuse elderly neighbours
Self-styled 'bin-fluencer' Timmy Wonderballs thought he'd prank his neighbours but was caught out when his garden waste wasn't collected
Apr 24
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March 2026
Porth couple divorce but would still like to stay brother and sister
Chris and Chris Jones got hitched three years ago, but things turned ugly at a local bingo hall last week
Mar 27
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Newport to be tarmacked over to create Brynglas bypass
The new relief road will allow visitors from England to reach the thriving metropolis of Cardiff much quicker
Mar 26
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Nudist beach to open in Prestatyn
The designated beach will allow sun worshippers to walk around with their giblets out unhindered
Mar 25
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Council refuse lorries ‘swore and threatened pedestrians’ while reversing
Lorries belonging to the Coed-y-Rhiw County District Council repeatedly told shoppers to ‘Get out of the way you fat bastard. I’ll break your legs'
Mar 25
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Hot dogs ranked #1 tea in Wales
The assembled dish of a sausage in a sliced bun has been chosen as the most popular tea in Wales
Mar 24
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Trump announces plan to 'take back the Menai Strait'
The tangerine shitgibbon said that the Strait is important to US interests
Mar 23
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Evel Knievel to jump Bristol Channel
Evel will take off from Penarth Pier and hopefully land somewhere near Weston-super-Mare
Mar 22
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BMW driver uses indicator
Eyewitnesses say the driver used his indicator correctly at a roundabout
Mar 21
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Evening classes to show people how to use apostrophe’s correctly
Classes start in September for those who struggle to use the punctuation marks correctly
Mar 20
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