Welsh News

Spillage of dildo cargo sparks scramble at Welsh beach

A queue of Fiat 500s and Minis stretched back 5 miles from Cwmhard beach over the weekend

13 hrs ago • Royston Butterscotch

Park runner forgets to post PB to Facebook

Emily Jiggles beat her previous personal best by 30 seconds but rued the opportunity to post it to social media

Mar 18 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh Ironman 2026 to include enduring Welsh hen night in Merthyr

Lads will have to sit through seven straight hours of bad karaoke and incessant screeching

Mar 17 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh man hospitalised after English friend's hilarious sheepshagger joke

William 'Will' Williams nearly died of laughter after his English friend cracked the classic sheepshagger joke

Mar 14 • Royston Butterscotch

Welsh Defence Force install BB guns at border

The street defence force said it feels Wales needs more security guarantees in an uncertain world

Mar 13 • Royston Butterscotch

Lorry driver uses all of M4 to overtake another lorry

Gary Flatarse of U-Pull Haulage began overtaking Terry Wondergunt of To-Me-To-You Removals at Pont Abraham services and finally completed his manoeuvre…

Feb 25 • Royston Butterscotch

Man putting bins out gets first-degree sunburn

Jonny Jiggernuts was putting his black bin out when he was dazzled by the sun and suffered first-degree sunburn to his manboobs

Feb 24 • Royston Butterscotch

MOT-While-You-Wait centres to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Two MOT-While-You-Wait garages will open either side of tunnels, meaning that motorists can get their cars seen to instead of wanting to punch people in…

Feb 23 • Royston Butterscotch

Newport pub revealed as inspiration for 80s kids show

The Brewer’s Belch in Maindee was visited by the show’s producers three years before the show was made

Feb 21 • Royston Butterscotch

Treorchy’s ‘Dai Brides 4 U’ exporting 100 Welsh brides a week to wealthy Asian businessmen

The company is now set to feature in the Top 50 Fastest-Growing Welsh Business List

Feb 20 • Royston Butterscotch

One-legged man ‘tried shoe on in shoe shop and hopped off’

The one-legged culprit was last seen hopping down High Street in Merthyr wearing his new Croc

Feb 19 • Royston Butterscotch

Councils filling in potholes with Rice Krispies

Motorists are finding road repairs nationwide have been made with nutritionally poor rice-based cereal

Feb 18 • Royston Butterscotch

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