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Miserable old fart complains of Spanish food served in Spain

Miserable old fart complains of Spanish food served in Spain

Ethel Leathercrotch went on holiday to Spain but couldn't get faggots and peas because she was in Spain

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Trump claims election of American pope was his idea

Trump claims election of American pope was his idea

The new pope, Pope Leo, hails from the great (ish) US of A

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Facebook launches new Welsh emojis

Facebook launches new Welsh emojis

The new emojis will allow lazy people to express their emotions without having to think too much

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'Wheel-out wankers' to be named and shamed

'Wheel-out wankers' to be named and shamed

Names and addresses of motorists who leave their front wheels pointing out into the road to be made public

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Welsh man hospitalised after English friend's hilarious sheepshagger joke

Welsh man hospitalised after English friend's hilarious sheepshagger joke

William 'Will' Williams nearly died of laughter after his English friend cracked the classic sheepshagger joke on a night out

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English tourists spend 5 hours looking for Traeth Beach

English tourists spend 5 hours looking for Traeth Beach

Tarquin Smythe-Peacock and his family gave up looking and eventually took themselves and their cucumber sandwiches home

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Trump: Inability to afford food will solve US obesity crisis

Trump: Inability to afford food will solve US obesity crisis

President Trumple Thinskin has described his idea to tackle the US obesity crisis as 'genius'

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Some parts of Wales set to be warmer than somewhere else that's colder

Some parts of Wales set to be warmer than somewhere else that's colder

The warmer weather, often associated with spring, means that some parts of Wales will be warmer than other places in the world that are colder

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Pontarddulais to officially be renamed Pontardullarse

Pontarddulais to officially be renamed Pontardullarse

The name change will make it easier for the village's millions of English tourists to pronounce

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Trump announces 50% tariffs on Greggs sausage rolls

Trump announces 50% tariffs on Greggs sausage rolls

The Mango Mussolini has said that the US population already eats like it has free health care

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Other people's wind chimes voted 'annoying as shit'

Other people's wind chimes voted 'annoying as shit'

Other people's wind chimes have been voted the most annoying noise that people have to endure in life

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Controversial plans to build third bus stop at Cardiff Airport get green light

Controversial plans to build third bus stop at Cardiff Airport get green light

The $4bn bus stop will expand the airport's bus stop capacity by 50% over the next ten years

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