Wales brought to a standstill by half an inch of jack shit

A Wales has been brought to a standstill after the country was covered in half an inch of jack shit.

Roads were made impassable and pissheads coming out of the pubs were given an extra challenge to get home.

Weather expert Derek the Weathersheep told WalesOnCraic:

“We were expecting it but even so, half an inch of jack shit is all it takes to bring the country to its knees. Up here on the farm, my wife Dolly had a few inches and we also had some snow too. It was bloody cold but then the rain came and washed everything away.

“Even so, Wales was brought to a standstill, which is usual when we have this kind of weather. I don’t know what this country is coming to when we can’t have a little bit of snow and we all have to stop what we are doing. I think I’m going to blame Keir Starmer as he seems to be to blame for a lot of things lately.”

Warmer but wetter weather is expected on Sunday across Wales.