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A new range of vegan sausage rolls has gone on sale in Wales.
The new savoury pastries taste just like real sausage rolls made with arseholes and eyeballs, according to its maker.
Company director Charlie Crust told WalesOnCraic:
“I turned vegan ten years ago so that I could be a pain in the arse when I went out for dinner with friends. Over the years though, I have missed out on not being able to eat real arsehole and eyeball sausage rolls - the ones you get on the high street. I do miss biting into them and those juices running down my chin and down onto my Smiths T-shirt. Oh my God, they are soooo good.
“So I set about creating my own vegan version of this sauasage roll. My friends and family loved it so much that they said I should sell it - so I am! It tastes as if it’s made of real arseholes and eyeballs - just as any real sausage roll should. I’m hoping I can get into all the major retailers so that I can retire and live on an island in the Pacific.”
The new sausage rolls went on sale last month but due to demand, they are now on sale at most good retailers. And some of the crap ones.
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