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A man with a 4-foot penis has won this year’s three-legged race at the Autumn Trebanog Sports Day event.
Colin 'Lucky' Tripod won the race with metres to spare, even though he was running solo.
He told WalesOnCraic:
“I can’t be doing with team mates. I find it easier to just whack out my love truncheon and get going on my own. I was feeling confident this year because I’ve been working hard on my technique. I felt comfortable going into the race and I also got a good start after Darren Smallballs was disqualified on the starting line for being a mouthy twat.
“I got a good head of speed up quite quickly and before I knew it, I was halfway down the track. I took a quick glance behind to find everyone else struggling. I put my foot down, plus my middle leg, and then my other leg, and ended up as the winner with room to spare.”
Colin was presented with a trophy by the lady organisers of the event, who kindly offered Colin to stay over in their hotel that night. Those who lost to Colin have said that he has an unfair advantage over other competitors.
“It’s simply not fair when he’s got a freaklishly long cock that he can use an extra limb. If he was around in the time of the dinosaurs, he would have been able to run away from them no problem. It’s things like that this that make me sick.”
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