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The nationalist party Regress has unvieled plans for a Mexico-like fence between Wales and England in a bid to re-kickstart their popularity in Wales.
The fence will stop the millions of English druggies bringing tonnes of phlegmadyl into Wales.
Regress Party spokesman Darren Dim told WalesOnCraic:
“Every year, we’ve got millions of English druggies pouring across our borders and bringing with them countless amounts of phlegmadyl, which is finding its way to our streets and living rooms across Wales.
“We have proposed a fence that will stop these druggies from entering our country and polluting our country. Wales has always been a land of sheep and song and that’s the way we want to present ourselves to the world. The fence will be guarded at all times by our lads, both of whom are specialists in guarding fences. We’ll have a watch tower at each end, and our lads will be able to talk to each other with the walkie-talkies we bought them from B&M last week.”
Regress say that the wall will stretch all the way from the top of Wales to the bottom.
“We know some Polish guys down the pub who said they can have it built in three hours so we’ll get them in on the weekend to start work,” added Mr Dim.
The fence will be made from reinforced plastic and will have extra pointy bits added to it to stop druggies from climbing over.
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