A park runner from Caerphilly has been left devastated after beating her previous personal best but forgetting to post it to social media.

Emily Jiggles beat her previous personal best by 30 seconds but rued the opportunity to post it to social media.

The 30-year-old mum-of-none told WalesOnCraic:

“I goes to the park run every weekend as it’s my opportunity to wear the tight leggings I bought in Primark a few weeks back. I’ve got all the kit - bit white daps, a thing to strap my phone to my arm, and a tight white top that makes my titties look good.

“I was determined to beat my PB this weekend and I put every effort into doing just that. I ran as fast as I could and before I knew it, I had a new personal best. I was so thrilled that I went to the local pub and downed 8 pints of Stella. The problem is that I passed out and totally forgot to post my news to Facebook. I know all my friends would have been so thrilled to see my news and now they are all left devastated that they don’t know it.”

Emily hopes to beat her personal best again next week and it determined to post it to social media if she does.

“I’m determined to post it to social media again if I does,” she added.

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