Man putting bins out gets first-degree sunburn
Jonny Jiggernuts was putting his black bin out when he was dazzled by the sun and suffered first-degree sunburn to his manboobs
A man from Treorchy has suffered first-degree sunburn after putting his bins out.
Jonny Jiggernuts was putting his black bin out when he was dazzled by the sun and suffered first-degree sunburn to his manboobs.
Speaking from his hospital bed, he told WalesOnCraic:
“For the last eight months, I’ve never had to think about putting sun cream on and I’ve been putting my bins out without a care in the world. It was raining when I woke up this morning and I know that because I looked out of my window and could see the rain.
“I got up at ten as usual, had a quick wank in a sock, followed by a shave, and then realised that the bin in my kitchen was overflowing. I took out the full bin and took it outside to my wheelie bin. I then realised that I may as well put my wheelie bin out for collection because it’s bin night tonight. I did that any by the time I got back to my house, my skin was glowing red and I thought it was going to fall off.”
Mr Jiggernuts was taken to hospital, where is now receiving treatment.
“I’d like to thank my neighbour who came around to give me my dogging video back. If he hadn’t come over when he did, he wouldn’t have spotted me glowing like something from Chernobyl and got me to hospital. Doctors say it’ll take a few days to calm down but that’s fine because it’s forecast to rain by then.”
Mr Jiggernuts has asked for any neighbours to bring his wheelie bin in after its collection tomorrow, providing it’s safe to do so.
“I don’t want anyone going through what I have,” he added.
