Owners of Wylfa Newydd have announced that the nuclear power station will be converted into a children’s playground.
It follows news that the highly-anticipated Hitachi deal went spectacularly tits up.
A spokesman said:
“Following the news today that Hitachi won’t be developing the site, we’ve decided to give back to the community and convert the site into a children’s playground. We’ve got a few slides and swings in a lock-up in Bangor that we’re going to use and we’d also like to bring back a Witch’s Hat. A few kids fell off them and broke their arms back in the 1980s but that’s ok. That’ll be nothing compared to the radiation.”
The new playground is expected to open in 2020 with Kanye West penciled in to cut the ribbon.