The WRU have built reinforced nuclear bunker concrete walls for Richard Hibbard to run through in training for the Six Nations clash with England.
The Wales hooker has been struggling to find players hard enough to test Hibbard. But Welsh officials are happy with the new training facilities, recycled from an old secret nuclear bunker.
Training coach Dai Hard told WalesOnCraic:
“He’s hard as nails this guy. We did have a few Canadian Redwood trees on the paddock but he made short work of them. Luckily, we heard that a local nuclear bunker was being dismantled so we went down with a skip and nicked a few of their walls. It’s the only thing that will satisfy Hibbard’s love of smashing into things and destroying them.”
Armchair coach Jerry Fatarse was excited to hear the news. He told WalesOnCraic:
“I love watching Hibbs play. I think every one of the Welsh lads should play his style – run the fack into things very fast and to hell with the consequences. It’ll scare the shit out of the opposition.”
Wales play England this Friday at the Millennium Stadium. If you didn’t already know.