Woman with 4ft long pubic hair gets job at floor cleaning firm

A Merthyr woman with 4 foot long pubes has landed herself a job with a floor cleaning company.

‘Hairy’ Mary Carey from Troed-y-Rhiw, landed her job after impressing company bosses at an interview last week. She told WalesOnCraic:

“I deliberately wore a skirt so I could let me long locks flow freely. They asked me to complete as practical assessment, putting down some polystyrene balls on the floor, which I duly collected by simply walking over it. One boss was so impressed that he gave me the job there and then. I start work on Monday which is great for me because I’ve been out of work for a while. I got sacked from my last job as a waitress after tripping over my long pubes and throwing a tray of food all over a diner.”

Company boss Gary Gonad said:

“She’s a perfect employee for our company. All she has to do it literally walk around – we don’t even have to hire her any industrial equipment. The amount of spiders’ legs hanging out of her knickers can clear up any mess in minutes. I might even take her out for dinner on the weekend.”