A woman from Treorchy has told her friends that she’s going to wear jeans and a nice top on her night out.
Kelly Jigglebelly is going out on Thursday to celebrate the divorce from her dickhead husband Terry.
She told WalesOnCraic:
“I’m going out on Thursday and I wanted to buy something nice to wear but I spent five hours looking around New Look earlier today but couldn’t find anything. I’ve decided to wear something that I’ve worn before but I hope that they won’t recognise it. I’ve decided to wear jeans and a nice top.”
Friend Sheila said:
“She’s a boring twat but I’ll be wearing jeans and a nice top too.”