Woman to wear jeans and nice top on night out

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A woman from Treorchy has told her friends that she’s going to wear jeans and a nice top on her night out.

Kelly Jigglebelly is going out on Thursday to celebrate the divorce from her dickhead husband Terry.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“I’m going out on Thursday and I wanted to buy something nice to wear but I spent five hours looking around New Look earlier today but couldn’t find anything. I’ve decided to wear something that I’ve worn before but I hope that they won’t recognise it. I’ve decided to wear jeans and a nice top.”

Friend Sheila said:

“She’s a boring twat but I’ll be wearing jeans and a nice top too.”