Woman rips husband’s bollocks off after he says she can’t put heating on

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A South Wales woman has ripped off her husband’s testicles after he refused to let her turn the heating on.

Glenys ‘SnakeHips’ McGinty wanted to put her heating off after coming home from an afternoon at the Bingo. Her husband Don, refused. He is currently recovering at Prince Charles Hospital, Merthyr.

He told WalesOnCraic (in a very squeaky voice):

“It’s bloody June mun. No-one should have their heating on in November, never mind June. She came home completely off her tits after bingo and started moaning about how cold it was. She said that she was putting the heating on because she was cold. But as soon as I said ‘no’, she went totally apeshit and ripped my bollocks off. The woman’s a mental case mun. Do you want to buy her? I’m selling her. For a fiver. I’ll chuck in a boxset of Only Fools and Horses too if you want. Please.”

But Glenys was unrepentant about her attack.

“I was freezing my big tits off.” she told the press. “I told him last time he had them sewn back on that he had to be careful about what he says around the place. Dickhead.”