A West Wales woman who was performing DIY colonic irrigation with liquid sink unblocker and a plunger in her kitchen, has been jailed for three days.
Wendy Shitehouse from Llandeilo, who was offering her own unique colonic irrigation using Mr Muscle sink unblocker, was sentenced after the court heard that she was offering a ‘full clear out for a tenner and a bottle of Babycham’.
Sentencing Shitehouse, Judge Crustynob said:
“You clearly knew what you were doing when you advertised your services in the local Post Office. You forced these people to drink Mr Muscle liquid sink unblocker agasinst their will. Thanks to you, some of your customers are now suffering from chronic ring sting. You are an evil, wicked woman.”
But friends of Shitehouse were dismayed at the verdict. Mandy Wondergunt said:
“She used to offer colonic for just a fiver but since the jet washer broke the hose pipe, she’s had to think up new ways to offer her customers a service. I think she’s a local hero. This government should be ashamed of itself.”